Mountain dew baja punch3/24/2023 ![]() ![]() There are light notes of orange, cherry and marshmallow. This vague description also fits the taste as well. atop a mountain of white powder) cherry scent? It just smells like pure candy/sugar with the faintest (you gotta snort hard like Don Jr. Taste and Smell: I can’t discern any sort of smell that would indicate what flavor this soda would entail. It looks like a watered down Orange Crush Jr. The baja blue color of the lettering and artwork pops harder off the orange background since those two colors fucking hate each other on the color wheel.Ĭolor: Baja Punch is a tasteful, transparent shade of light orange. Nobody can genuinely hate on a jellyfish wearing some really cool shades. Everybody on the box is wearing cool shades. Sorry, that was pretty much just a fun paragraph bitching about the ubiquitous nature of fruit punch.īox Art: Baja Punch comes in a dark orange box that is covered in cherries, oranges, octopi and jellyfish. But it turns out that this is actually Tropical punch so I might not have any real connections with this anyways. I’ll try to keep my rose tinted nostalgia glasses in check when objectively reviewing Baja Punch. Fruit punch is the unofficial flavor of childhood that falls quickly out of favor as you get older, eventually making a comeback into your middle aged rotation as your favorite White Claw. For some reason, fruit punch evokes childhood memories of weird little barrel drinks and room temperature Capri Suns. BAJA FLASH –įruit punch is such a weird flavor pick for an XTREME makeover. It’s up to these two new flavors to bring it. ![]() Since it’s unbeatable by pretty much anything, Baja Blast has been eliminated from competition. It’s the perfect color (think clean tropical ocean water/bright sapphire/tomb water from the first Tomb Raider game) paired with a refreshing and caffeinated kick that is just at home sitting next to your desktop as it is at the top of a half pipe, watching you helplessly bleeding to death at the bottom. What initially began as a half-baked promotional idea to try to improve taco sales to potheads, it eventually blossomed into the greatest flavor of all the 1,293 Dew variants. This year, Sugar Free Baja returns with regular Blast, so if you are trying to cut the sugar out of your diet, Baja can still be a part of a well-balanced breakfast since this version is widely available.īaja Blast has lived long enough to become an institution. The sugar-free version wasn’t the worst diet drink on the planet, but it was still worlds above the Diet Mtn Dew which is distilled directly from rat poison. Back from a very fucking brief two week retail stint back in March 2020, Mtn Dew Baja Blast was reintroduced to the people alongside a new sugar-free version of Blast. ![]()
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